The web page of writer Eric Feezell may contain ice pumas or other unsavory feline characters. Eric is a staff writer for the NYC-based Morning News, contributing writer for The Onion News Network, and frequent contributor to humor sites like McSweeney's. Eric lives in Oakland, Calif. where he moonlights as a ping-pong instructor.
See his latest work at The Onion News Network: Guatemalan Flight's Data-Recording Parrot Holds Clues To Crash (segment idea only).
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